beetlejuice wedding scene script

No! So, Im selling our house. Whatd you do!? DELIA: AHHH! It was like the perfect dad joke! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? (snaps photo.) Ill marry you! Im a part of this too! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. So this is what you get! Hey guys? Well you got what you wanted, Dad. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? howd you get her to marry you? Oh my god! I brought you a pie?! Adam, we need a door. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). We did find that out. Back off! LYDIA: Oh. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! (a beat or two.) Nothin' at all! Whats a matter Chuck? AH AH AH AH!). BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. LYDIA: What? You ripe old bastard. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. endobj What else do you have to do, Mami? Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! They. Beetlejuice Wedding Scene Jay Riemenschneider Eats Horse All The Time 1.57K subscribers Subscribe 18K Share Save 2.4M views 11 years ago The entire One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! I call it The Soulbox. The script was called "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian," and as the title implies, it begins with the Deetzes moving out to Hawaii to build their very own resort. That never happens. Hi, boys! The station wagon floats downward with panic-stricken ADAM and, BARBARA inside. Not answering! ADAM: Hang on. Webgood old fashioned wedding beetlejuice: theres gonna be a good old fashioned wedding with some dancing and un-deading where the cover band is cranking and the age-gap is The movie has already shown that Betelgeuse has a particularly difficult time getting to enter the world of the living to cause mischief. Heres help, heres you. Okay, chapter one. Yes, its been very creepy. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. endobj LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! Obviously the film never saw the light of day, but the existence of the screenplay gives a small hint to what Lydia and her family might have been doing after the original film ended. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Delia hopes to experiment with her most artistic impulses, which include making some intense modifications to the house. (a beat.) ADAM: Wed love it! Im sorry its kind of a mess. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. And speaking of, right on time! Cmon. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? I love it! I havent always been such a good mother. (a beat.) His most well-known work is the screenplay for the Tim Burton film Beetlejuice. He leans, Something comes over her -- she straightens, then, Lydia's eyes widen. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. That said, there's no reason to believe anything that happens at the end of the film will make the Deetzes more likely to get their haunted tourist trap idea off the ground. Up the stairs! Big beautiful brains. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Mom? BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. Smash. 4 0 obj Well be right back. CHARLES: No, we have to stop. With that in mind, what's to stop Betelgeuse from returning to plague Lydia and the Maitlands after his number gets called in the afterlife's offices? Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. We did kill someone though. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. The whole situation makes for a fantastic viewing experience, but did any of it even need to happen in the first place? And they eat ghosts. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Oddly enough, they weren't originally supposed to be in the movie at all. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). wedding castles ireland. Prrokie! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. It's from the store! Beetlejuice Makeup Kit. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Boo. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. CHARLES: Dont say that. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! And she left us. '1+fZA7AMQ.neN0.1($KKs*n~Y+flM8=& )4. hHNSL This is amazing! BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! The rest is history. Whos there? And choosing the people you wanna share it with! DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? In short, just about nothing. When they meet with their caseworker Juno, she tells them that getting humans out of their home is their own responsibility, and that they have to stay in their house for 125 years. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Im not buying it, time to die! Theyre chasing me! I have some good news. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. He was already dead. BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. You know? ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. (an idea.) ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. See ya suckers! Maybe nothing has to change. OH GOD! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Now we both got Dead Moms! Someones gonna get killed! After all a screenplay is a blueprint to make a movie and its that magic of what happens between printed page and final print that can inform how you approach writing scenes. And Ive got a plan! Oh god, Im so worried now. For a moment we hear their screams, then as the. But together, well make him see! One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Delia! Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? OTHO: Thats the one. Make them think that theyre in control! New neighbors?! This is exciting! So kinda like this. CHARLES: Lydia! Its an enjoyable movie for any season. (more chase.) Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. What? What if a ghost's home gets demolished at some point? BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Scarecrow. ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! Its not a real marriage. And the teacher was Wiccan! Got any references? DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. What happens when those 125 years are up? NEIGHBOR: Hello?! You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. Lydia's parents Charles and Delia Deetz have each moved into the Matilands' former home for different reasons. Go back to New York! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! So, goodbye. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! In the world of the dead? LYDIA: I dont know how! That is the purpose of Script to Screen, a series on GITS where we analyze a memorable movie scene and the script pages that inspired it. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! "3^@fB9Lty/"?p,j"I|)b[pGT\["eVSRsY!,l^"d[\M *p7pj@nekM=?jx 4%mBDb1E%^(i^'p&,D4m+33+}8{)NZa/rv=/v=pca6>]Eol(LlKZF)mm>1t2opP p ?`BX`F^Dd K}9?}< And such a bold departure from the original source material! BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Ive never felt this before. Ugh, classic Maitlands. Here goes nothing. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. Thats your answer for everything! Oh father dear! Burton did this in accordance with the old rhyme about wedding dress colors, Married in red, better off you get the idea. They employ a certain bio-exorcist to help push the Deetzes out of their home and, well, all hell breaks loose. Lydia and Beetlejuice Quote Dishtowels 2 Pack - Beetlejuice. Barbara! Couple of five-star reviews. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> Is this it? And life is the only way out! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. It could be that being forced to wait centuries for a scolding from Juno is all the punishment that Betelgeuse receives, or maybe there's an afterlife equivalent of community service that will have him working as the new afterlife receptionist for half a millennium. We got any kids in the audience? Oo! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! This. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Hold on! So! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Well, we can take care of that. They have given their precious time to decorate their house and make it their own, but unfortunately a family is moving in, and not quietly. AH AH AH! Chapter 1: The Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) Adam, wanna do the honors? BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988.

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